Outer Space – A Holding Cell For Morons

Billionaire Jeff Bezos blasted off in space today in his own rocket. A 10 minute exercise in mental masturbation and self-aggrandizement that served to do nothing other than inflate the ego of a pompous jackass. If we are being honest, the Apollo 11 moon landing, and really all the other NASA launches have not contributed anything to humanity. We found no life, discovered no new resources, and as a slap…